Graded on a Curve Lived on the Edge Tee

Grades on a curve. Sanity? Also on a curve. This is basically my autobiography.

For the teacher who's been around long enough to have a few stories — and a very specific sense of humor — this one lands every time. The bold, editorial-style white typography on black makes it feel like a book cover or a headline, which tracks, because it really is a teacher's autobiography in twelve words. Wear it to happy hour, a teacher conference, or any staff meeting where you need a subtle signal to your colleagues.

Perfect For: Veteran teachers with a dry sense of humor

Key Benefits:

Unisex tee — relaxed fit suitable for men and women
Bold editorial black-and-white typography with a literary twist
"A Teacher's Autobiography" tagline gets an instant laugh from anyone who's been in the classroom
High-contrast design works on both light and dark apparel
Conversation starter at any staff event or department gathering
Perfect gift for a retiring teacher or an end-of-year celebration

Product Features:

Durable medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) — natural and solid colors
Tubular knit, no side seams — clean look, less waste
Ribbed, seam-free collar with shoulder twill tape — holds its shape
Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork — crisp and detailed
Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethical US cotton, 2-year EU warranty

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