Teacher Office Hours Always Tee

Office hours: always. Lunch break: also office hours. Bathroom break: definitely office hours.

There's something both funny and painfully true about a teacher whose "always available" isn't just a policy but a lived reality. The dark academia typographic style. elegant serif fonts, quiet gold, cream on black, makes this feel less like a joke tee and more like a statement piece. It's the shirt for a staff meeting, a department dinner, or any occasion where you want the humor to be understated but unmistakable. The "no lunch break either" closing line seals it.

Perfect For: Teachers who gave up having a real lunch break about three years in

Key Benefits:

• Unisex tee — relaxed fit suitable for men and women
• Sophisticated dark academia typographic aesthetic — feels intentional and elevated
• "No appointment necessary. No lunch break either." is a two-part punchline that lands
• High-contrast cream and gold on black suits dark apparel perfectly
• Works for any subject or level — universally relatable to all teachers
• An ideal gift for the teacher who prefers subtlety over novelty

Product Features:

• Durable medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) — natural and solid colors
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean look, less waste
• Ribbed, seam-free collar with shoulder twill tape — holds its shape
• Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork — crisp and detailed
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethical US cotton, 2-year EU warranty

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean